Hiding out from minor family tensions at Sunday dinner at my parents we found ourselves at the barn, barren of cows for probably 60 years.
"I hear a cow in there!" my 9-year old declared with one of his sly grins, knowing full well there was only old tractors and barn swallows in the barn. My 18 month heard the word cow and stuck her little face against the barn door, expectently looking for the animals she currently calls what she calls just about every four legged animal "dog!"
Instead the "moo" we heard was coming from the neighbor's barn on the hill, half a mile from the house. She heard the cow, turned herself around and pointed toward the neighbor's barn, knowing, even though she couldn't see the cow, that that is where the cows really were.
"Der! Der! Der!" She trilled. I'm not sure if she's really trying to say there or not but that's my theory anyhow.
Her brother is going to have to think a lot harder to get one past this little smarty pants.